The Virgin Take on ETHEREUM and SEX6900 is full of misguided optimism but unwavering confidence. He heard ETHEREUM is faster than BTC, so naturally, $SEX6900 must be the golden ticket to the moon. “This is the future,” he proclaims, telling everyone that $SEX6900 is about to revolutionize decentralized finance and become a household name. With $69.00 invested, he refreshes his ETHEREUM wallet like a hawk, confidently predicting 10x returns by the weekend.

He hops on Twitter and retweets every “SEX6900 to the moon” meme, convinced he’s an early adopter of the next Dogecoin. The occasional network outages on ETHEREUM? "Just part of the growth pains, bro!" His parents ask why he’s so excited about a coin with a ridiculous name, but he’s too busy explaining how “meme coins have serious potential in the Web3 world.”